Can't Be Around People

"I'm allergic to people!"

"No you're not."

"Yeah I am, I cough once in a while."

Learn Their Sight Words

This week one of our sight words is: see

The way the video repeats it makes it sound like my whole class is saying poop in Chinese...

Are Young

"So, Ryan, what genre of music do you want to research on?"

"The oldies!"

"What genre is that?"

Karen from across the computer lab shouts, "You know, oldies.  Music from the 90's!"

Have Colouring Skills

"Emily, you are so good at colouring!"

"Yeah! You know why? It's because I know all the countries!"

Do the Opposite

"What took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Well, I was doing the opposite of... umm.. pee."

"Ohh, you were doing #2?"

"Yeah!"

Eat Onions

"What makes you special?"

"I like onions! I love eating onions!"

"Okay...!" *draws the little boy eating an onion*

Get Body Freezes

"Are you sick?"

"Yeah, that's because I got a medium ice cream......... and I got a body freeze!"