Smell People's Shoes

I come up the hallway and see two students smelling every other people's shoes.

Apparently, they had a bet to see who can smell people's shoes would mean that they were the best.  Kids........

Name My Phone

Because I have my yellow phone case that I carry with me to gym class.  (There is no clock in there.)  They have named my phone, SPONGEBOB.

Have a Class Pet

They named him Cheeto!

Lose Their Teeth

A kid walks in and he show me that his tooth has fallen out.

Oh, its the little moments that make it for this little guy! :)

Have Bright Eyes

"I didn't get the bright out of my eyes this morning."

What's that?

"When I wake up, I need to get the bright out of my eyes or else I can't see."

Snicker

It is driving me crazy when my students snicker at one another, but I heard this comment today.
A kid starts to snicker at another student.

"Ms. Kwan! Jack snickered again!"

"What happens if you snicker?"

"Umm.... I think you die!" 

Burp

*BURRP!*

"Ew!"

"Sorry.. Excuse me........ Mike, I just burped! hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

"Do you want to smell it?" *HAAAAAAAAH*

Mike smells it.