Have Facebook

"Did you see me on Facebook?"

"Yeah!"

Kindergarten kids should not have Facebook...

Have Telepathy

Theo was moving and accidentally stepped on Liam's pinky finger.

Theo tensed up and wouldn't apologize after many prompting.  

Liam finally speaks up and says, "I think he said I'm sorry in his imagination."

"Oh... Did you hear him then?"

"Yes, I heard him." 

Melt Your Heart

"I made you a heart, that means I love you!"

Are Thankful

"I.. I am thankful that God can help me put on my pants."

Puke

After two years of teaching and into my third, I finally experienced my first vomit incident.  It was great fun!

Teach Fire Safety

"What do you do when there's smoke in your house?"

"You can blow it (the smoke)!"

Don't Know Their Girlfriend's Name

"Ms. Kwan, I founded my own big girlfriend!"

Who is she?

"She wears a John Deere sweater."

What's her name?

"I need to ask her before I leave."