Melt Your Heart

"I made you a heart, that means I love you!"

Are Thankful

"I.. I am thankful that God can help me put on my pants."

Puke

After two years of teaching and into my third, I finally experienced my first vomit incident.  It was great fun!

Teach Fire Safety

"What do you do when there's smoke in your house?"

"You can blow it (the smoke)!"

Don't Know Their Girlfriend's Name

"Ms. Kwan, I founded my own big girlfriend!"

Who is she?

"She wears a John Deere sweater."

What's her name?

"I need to ask her before I leave."

Drink Pee

"Don't drink your pee 2 times!"

"What about just one time?"

"....hmm..... *ponders for a while* that's just gross!"

Can't Be Around People

"I'm allergic to people!"

"No you're not."

"Yeah I am, I cough once in a while."