Are Young

"So, Ryan, what genre of music do you want to research on?"

"The oldies!"

"What genre is that?"

Karen from across the computer lab shouts, "You know, oldies.  Music from the 90's!"

Have Colouring Skills

"Emily, you are so good at colouring!"

"Yeah! You know why? It's because I know all the countries!"

Do the Opposite

"What took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Well, I was doing the opposite of... umm.. pee."

"Ohh, you were doing #2?"

"Yeah!"

Eat Onions

"What makes you special?"

"I like onions! I love eating onions!"

"Okay...!" *draws the little boy eating an onion*

Get Body Freezes

"Are you sick?"

"Yeah, that's because I got a medium ice cream......... and I got a body freeze!"

Sing Happy Birthday

"Today is my dad's birthday!"

"Oh! How are you going to celebrate?"

"HA-aaaappyyy birrrthhhddaayy to youuuuu, happppyyy birrrttthhhddaaayyy to you, happy birthday to daddy! Happy birthday to youuu!"

"Oh.. haha.. very nice!"

"And my gift to him is my love!"

My heart just melted...

Toot

Drags chair across the floor...

"HAHAHA! The chair tooted!"