Have No Filter

"Ms. Kwan, I need to go poop."

Thanks for sharing.

Have Facebook

"Did you see me on Facebook?"

"Yeah!"

Kindergarten kids should not have Facebook...

Have Telepathy

Theo was moving and accidentally stepped on Liam's pinky finger.

Theo tensed up and wouldn't apologize after many prompting.  

Liam finally speaks up and says, "I think he said I'm sorry in his imagination."

"Oh... Did you hear him then?"

"Yes, I heard him." 

Melt Your Heart

"I made you a heart, that means I love you!"