Are Thankful

"I.. I am thankful that God can help me put on my pants."

Puke

After two years of teaching and into my third, I finally experienced my first vomit incident.  It was great fun!

Teach Fire Safety

"What do you do when there's smoke in your house?"

"You can blow it (the smoke)!"

Don't Know Their Girlfriend's Name

"Ms. Kwan, I founded my own big girlfriend!"

Who is she?

"She wears a John Deere sweater."

What's her name?

"I need to ask her before I leave."

Drink Pee

"Don't drink your pee 2 times!"

"What about just one time?"

"....hmm..... *ponders for a while* that's just gross!"

Can't Be Around People

"I'm allergic to people!"

"No you're not."

"Yeah I am, I cough once in a while."

Learn Their Sight Words

This week one of our sight words is: see

The way the video repeats it makes it sound like my whole class is saying poop in Chinese...

Are Young

"So, Ryan, what genre of music do you want to research on?"

"The oldies!"

"What genre is that?"

Karen from across the computer lab shouts, "You know, oldies.  Music from the 90's!"

Have Colouring Skills

"Emily, you are so good at colouring!"

"Yeah! You know why? It's because I know all the countries!"