Eat Onions

"What makes you special?"

"I like onions! I love eating onions!"

"Okay...!" *draws the little boy eating an onion*

Get Body Freezes

"Are you sick?"

"Yeah, that's because I got a medium ice cream......... and I got a body freeze!"

Sing Happy Birthday

"Today is my dad's birthday!"

"Oh! How are you going to celebrate?"

"HA-aaaappyyy birrrthhhddaayy to youuuuu, happppyyy birrrttthhhddaaayyy to you, happy birthday to daddy! Happy birthday to youuu!"

"Oh.. haha.. very nice!"

"And my gift to him is my love!"

My heart just melted...

Toot

Drags chair across the floor...

"HAHAHA! The chair tooted!"

Are Better?

"Do you ever feel better than everyone except God?  That's how I feel right now!"

Are Going Back to School

Tomorrow's the first day of school! I'm excited to see them all but not excited to wake up early!

Can't wait to see what funny things they have to say this year!