Have Bright Eyes

"I didn't get the bright out of my eyes this morning."

What's that?

"When I wake up, I need to get the bright out of my eyes or else I can't see."

Snicker

It is driving me crazy when my students snicker at one another, but I heard this comment today.
A kid starts to snicker at another student.

"Ms. Kwan! Jack snickered again!"

"What happens if you snicker?"

"Umm.... I think you die!" 

Burp

*BURRP!*

"Ew!"

"Sorry.. Excuse me........ Mike, I just burped! hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

"Do you want to smell it?" *HAAAAAAAAH*

Mike smells it.

Talk

I have four students having their own conversation, thinking that everyone else is listening to them.  They talk, they laugh, and they get angry because they realize that nobody is listening.  So I essentially have 4 conversations going on.  I have only one sane little Kinder that is sitting quietly doing his work.

Send Invitations

"I invited Jeremy and Mark to my birthday party."

"How about me?" 

"I invited some of you." 

Ask About My Day

"How was your day yesterday... at your house?" 

Umm....

Thinks I'm an Agent

"You're cool, like a super spy agent!"

"YOU'RE AWESOME!"