Say Knock Knock Jokes

"Knock knock"

Who's there

"Orange" or "Banana" or "Brownie"

"Orange who?" or "Banana who?" or "Brownie who?"

"ORANGE BANANA SANDWICH FAT EAT ME CAR WORDS ON MY CAR AND GIANT ATE ME UP WITH RICE AND I HATE RICE! BELLY TINY ANTS BANANA BROWNIE SANDWICH! BIG BUTT SAT ON IT.  MY LEGS ARE ON FIRE, I NEED TO REACH THE TOILET."

*all students fall over and die from laughter*

Go on Trampolines

What did you do this weekend?

"I went on a trampoline in Edmonton and I flew very high and saw Jesus and came back down!"

Talk About Love

After she comes back from the washroom.

"I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT _______________ is falling in love with me!" 

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"You can only have babies when you marry.  My mom is having another baby so she needs to get married again!" 

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Colour With Their Eyes

One of the kids' assignment is to colour a page.  One of my kid starts complaining and says he doesn't want to do it anymore and he starts rubbing his eyes, saying, "My eyes hurt from colouring."

Take Woman Lessons

"Heidi, when school is over and we're waiting for our parents, let's talk about woman lessons!"

What are woman lessons?

"They're swimming lessons."

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