That awkward moment when you text your principal in a joking way, just to find out that it was a parent...

Melt My Heart

"I like Jesus!"

"Me too!"

"I LOVE Jesus!"

Give Directions

This conversation involved most of my students.

"How'd your parents die, Ms. Kwan?"

Well, they aren't dead yet, they're in Edmonton

"Auntie Misty lives in Edmonton!"

"And your grandma?"

"No, she lives off the highway." 

"Is it far?"

"No, you just get into your car and then you go vroom, and then turn, and then vroom, and then turn, and then you turn again, and then vroom, and you're there.  Then you turn on the driveway and park."

"Oh, okay."